7 Things I Hate About You

Dear You,

There are a number of things I hate about you, and I have summarized them into 7.  

I don't always hate you, don't get me wrong. Sometimes I miss you so badly, but there are days I would wish I'd never met you at all.

These things aren't all hateful and awful, but I think that's what's making me hate you all the more.

That didn't make sense at all, did it?

7 Things I Hate About You

1. You make me sound like a trying-hard copycat, making me write a blog with this title. It's not mine. You might get me arrested for this, you know?
   
   
2. I hate you when you try to psychoanalyze me. When you ask me a theoretical question and weigh my answer or present me with a situation and assess my comprehension and analysis. I feel like I'm under a case study. But you know what part of this psychoanalysis I hate the most? I love the challenge, and I love the way you make me think. It gives my brain the exercise it needs.  
3. I hate it when you lie to me with a straight face, as I know it when people lie, no matter how good they are. Maybe because it takes one to know one? Or maybe I'm just really good. Yeah, I think the caffeine in the tea made me say that.
   
   
4. You never listen to me when I say "no". Half of the time, I say "no" to you. Half of me wants you not to listen, but the other half is seriously pissed off.
   
   
5. I hate that you don't give a damn what people think about you. It makes you 10x cooler than the rest. And 20x dumber. And cuter at the same time. 
   
   
6. I hate your perfume. Every time I come near someone wearing the same perfume, I swear. And I never wanna swear. Like s@#*! I don't.
   
   
7. You made me take ridicules, criticisms, and risks I never thought I would. And then you just let it end. So I hate that you made me stronger. Because all I ever wanted was to be weak with you.

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